
Midsummer's day is the longest day of the year, and it never gets fully dark at night. i went to Djurgarden, hoping to catch a glimpse of some festivities because dogs aren't allowed at Skansen, Stockholm's outdoor museum. but if there was any Morris dancing to be seen, we would not have noticed, because we were busy avoiding these dung bombs all over Djurgarden. yes, they are about the size of my doodies, but they were not mine!

here are the culprits, waltzing all over the island desecrating the manicured lawns and pedestrian walkways. they should be locked up! or at least they should get responsible like me and make a hooman pick up after them.

we escaped the landmines and went to sit at the marina on the waterfront. in a span of 15minutes, 3 people came up and asked if they have a picture or video of me. we've been here only 3 months and we've become "Interesting things to see in Stockholm" Help!