this morning i woke up, came out of my playpen, turned around to look for my Moosie, and freaked out. there was a huge monster by the window. and it was shaking a leg. i skedaddled so fast my feet were skidding all the way.
and then HM laughed at me so hard until her false teeth fell out (HM: i don't have any false teeth) turns out the bogeyman by the window was a pair of pants hung up to dry, which moved because a breeze was coming in through the window. i'm still not totally convinced because those are some freakin' huge pants (HM: watch your language, and no i am not that fat) and they mysteriously brush my head when i go near them.
you can't blame me for not seeing right because i just woke up and my right eye was all twitchy and blurry and red and swollen. i must have hurt it last night doing the zoomies. can you see my right eye is only half open?
please HM, a tummy rub? i'm feeling poorly.
